Why oh why do my boys have to poop at the same time? I mean like LITERALLY at the same time. This morning I drag Zachy off to the playroom where the changing table is because he's got a load in his diaper, and SURE ENOUGH I hear "MOMMY I POOOOOPED!!" coming from the downstairs bathroom. I have to then, hurry the hell up changing Zach (which is no easy feat, what with all his wiggling, hip thrusting and screaming due to his current diaper rash) and then rush to the bathroom and pray Ryan hasn't taken matters into his own hands in the wiping-department. I am trying to encourage him to wipe himself but I've seen first hand AKA underwear skid marks, that he just doesn't get the job done. So yeah, that happens at least once a day, sometimes twice. I'm blessed with two very REGULAR kids.
Potty humor is just fantastic on so many levels. For some reason, its not *as* disgusting when it's a child or a baby. If this was me we were talking about, you'd all be running for the exits. It must be so great to get away with that kind of stuff as a kid.
I was just leaving Stop N Shop when this little boy ran ahead of my cart on the way out and stood in the doors. His exasperated mom was behind me pushing her cart out yelling for him to move out of my way. I smiled at him because he was so darn cute (and probably about Ryan's age) and his mom apologized behind me. I turned to her and was like, "Oh its OK I have two boys at home I know what it's like!" and chuckled. She then says, "Oh wow, TWO boys? God bless you!" And of course, I had to mention I had a third on the way...and yes, it was yet another boy. That really knocked her out to say the least.
She ended up being parked next to me and when she walked around to her car said "OH MY GOD you ARE pregnant! I heard you say that you had another on the way but from behind I thought to myself there is no way this girl is pregnant!" I swear....God as my witness...I almost made out with her then and there. I thanked her profusely and told her she made my day, hell my WEEK and that all that Zumba must be paying off. Its always nice to hear stuff like that from strangers. As an added treat for all of you, here is a picture of my sexy almost 30 week pregnant ass.
Drink it in baby. I'm becoming more and more rotund as the days go by.
Fun facts for the day:
-Whoever invented Dinosaur Train is seriously a genius. I mean, for boys its like THE perfect show. Dinosaurs...on a train. The only thing missing is if the dinosaurs like built stuff and maybe played sports too. But seriously...home run and I assume the creator is a very rich person. One thing that bothers me is the opening credits....the baby T-Rex hatches in a Pteranadon nest and is like, "How did I get here?" and the Pteranadon Mommy says "hey its OK, lets go on a vacation on the Dinosaur Train!" Like a vacation is supposed to soften the blow that this T-Rex is now misplaced from his real family? Umm...OK. I need to stop losing sleep over my kid's TV shows.
-My Ryan is becoming quite the ham and I'm thrilled because I'm also a huge ham. I also enjoy eating ham, how ironic is that? But I digress. Ryan was really mugging it up for the camera today when his cousins Sarah and David came over for a play date. I couldn't be prouder as I too am completely in love with myself.
Thaaaaats my boy. How cute are these two?
-Zachy enjoys wearing Ryan's bike helmet in the house. I can only assume its because he expects to be bucked off the couch or something. Either that or because he just looks like a boss.
Hold on tight Zachy, that couch could throw you off at any time!
-When you ask a four year old to take a picture of you and your husband's aunt it comes out looking like this:
Nice try Ry.
Shameless plug for the day:
International Delights Iced Coffee. I want to rub this product all over my body its so good. I get the Mocha flavor...its basically just as it sounds, its Iced Coffee in like a milk carton. I pour it over ice then add extra Hershey's Syrup to punch up that chocolate flavor. Also because I'm pregnant and I can.
This stuff is seriously awesome. I went to Stop N Shop just now specifically to replenish my supply (as I'm completely OUT) and they have none on the shelves. I almost took a hostage. The nice dairy dude told me they would have more tomorrow morning to which I said, "OF COURSE YOU WILL BECAUSE I WONT BE HERE." Don't mess with a pregnant woman and her cravings.
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